appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

(via missmegrose)

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

(via missmegrose)

Tags: funny

doublehamburgerjack:

shiny-things-i-found:

dreamrunnercarnival:

bamboozled-panda:

MOTHERFUCKER

are you satan

GET IT THE FUCK AWAY

I LOVE CLIPPY THO

(Source: iraffiruse, via stampstamp)

cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

(Source: vinesnow, via erinkylie)

Tags: hey man puppy

chibird:

You have such great power! Go use it and make people smile! ^u^

chibird:

You have such great power! Go use it and make people smile! ^u^

It’s okay to not have the same opinion as someone else. It’s okay to tell that person that you don’t agree with them. It’s okay to have a different opinion.

As long as you know that it’s okay for that other person to not have the same opinion as you.

Just a little something I need to remember.

One of Marvel’s Avengers Turns to Sign Language. The story strives to connect readers with what he is experiencing: when he can’t hear, the word balloons on the page are blank. The comic also makes extensive use of sign language, but provides no key to interpreting them. “If nothing else, it’s an opportunity for hearing people to get a taste of what it might be like to be deaf,” Mr. Fraction said.

(Source: marvelcomicsdaily, via stampstamp)

"Be silly. Be honest. Be kind."

Ralph Waldo Emerson (via likeafieldmouse)

(via soulpancake)

I’m watching Death Note and it’s convoluted and way too confusing and there’s that weird scene where the two main characters are drying each other and for some reason I’m still watching it.

I suspect it’s because I like being jealous of how many sweets the guy who apparently doesn’t sleep eats.

(Mmmm, macarons)